Ultimate Village Doctor

Watching Long Xiaoshan's hearty eating style, Han Mu and the others were painfully frustrated.

A few women felt the same cringe.

What, haven't you eaten for days? It seems you've come just for this meal.

Han Mu and the others began to suspect that Long Xiaoshan was pretending to be crazy and foolish, deliberately conning them into ordering so many dishes. But as they watched him devour dish after dish like a whirlwind, they couldn't help but think that maybe he was just a glutton with a huge appetite.

Long Xiaoshan chuckled inwardly while eating and placing the bird's nest, shark fin, and other delicacies in front of Chun Tao, saying, "Taozi, you should eat too, have more. This bird's nest is said to be nourishing for the skin. We don't have this in our countryside, but to me, it doesn't taste much different from white fungus. Look, they charge hundreds for a bowl of it, like slaughtering a pig, and this shark fin doesn't even taste as good as pork stewed with vermicelli…"

Long Xiaoshan continued to eat, and to complain at the same time.

Han Mu almost vomited blood. If it's not tasty, why the hell are you eating it so joyfully?

Looking at the table full of dishes.

And the smacking sounds Long Xiaoshan made.

Everyone lost their appetite.

Li Mengjie frowned slightly, observing Long Xiaoshan.

She suspected that Long Xiaoshan was the same person she saw yesterday at Jingheng Hotel, standing next to Wang Sihai. That's why she got into Long Xiaoshan's car. But now, the likelihood seemed slim. Could someone who walked with Wang Sihai just be a glutton?

Han Mu gave a meaningful look to Wei Shaocong, Zhong Keqin, and Ma Botao, then gestured towards the wine bottles with a nod.

All were regulars in each other's company.

A glance was enough to convey the plan.

The three of them subtly nodded.

Han Mu opened a bottle of Hennessy XO and said, "What's the fun in just eating? Let's have some drinks."

"Right, right, let's drink." Wei Shaocong chimed in as well.

"Brother Long, it's our first meeting, let's have a drink," said Han Mu while pouring two glasses of liquor.

"Stop, better you call me 'Brother.' I recall my cousin's son is older than you. Back in the village, everyone calls me 'Uncle.' Your way of addressing is improper; you are younger than me. How can you call me 'Little Brother'?" said Long Xiaoshan as he gnawed on a crystal pork knuckle, shaking his head as if he was distinctly unsatisfied with Han Mu's lack of manners.

Han Mu was caught off guard by Long Xiaoshan's response.

You want me to call you 'Brother'?

Who the hell are you, and what's my status?

Han Mu was on the verge of slapping Long Xiaoshan. He had never seen such a presumptuous peasant.

Su Mei tugged at his sleeve.

Han Mu took several deep breaths to suppress the urge to lash out. With so many beauties present today, especially in front of Chun Tao and Li Mengjie, he couldn't leave an impression of being impulsive and savage.

Fucking hell, I won't stoop to your level, you stinking peasant.

I swear, if I don't knock you down later, I'll take your surname.

Han Mu cursed inwardly several times, managing to squeeze out a feigned smile on his face, and walked over to Long Xiaoshan, saying, "Then Brother Long, let's have a drink."

The word 'brother' was barely audible, almost just a movement of his lips.

Long Xiaoshan looked at him with a smile and shook the glass, saying, "What's this drink? Why does it look like urine?"

Han Mu's face twitched violently, gritting his teeth and barely pushing out two words: "Foreign liquor."

"Come on, cheers," Han Mu said, feeling that he couldn't go on talking. He feared he wouldn't be able to hold back from hitting the youngster.

He downed a glass in one gulp.

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His family owned a hotel, and he had been drinking since he was thirteen. Later, partying with friends, he developed a strong tolerance for alcohol. He could handle two bottles of ordinary foreign liquor without turning red or out of breath.

Seeing Long Xiaoshan make no move, Han Mu said, "Long... you wouldn't really disrespect me like this, would you?"n/ô/vel/b//jn dot c//om

"What are you talking about? We country folks might not know all the rules, but you're looking down on me here." Long Xiaoshan roared in anger, gulping down the liquor.

Suddenly, his face changed and he vomited it out with a retch, splattering Han Mu who was standing close by.

"What are you doing?" Han Mu bellowed angrily.

Long Xiaoshan's tone grew even louder as he shouted, "I should be the one asking you, this stuff tastes like piss, I won't drink this crap, bring me the clear stuff!"

Long Xiaoshan's booming voice made Han Mu's ears buzz.

He staggered back two steps.

Seeing Long Xiaoshan look as though he had suffered the greatest grievance, Wei Shaocong stood up, held back the livid Han Mu, and said with a smile, "Please don't blame someone who doesn't know any better. It's not a problem if Brother Long wants baijiu. Waiter, bring us a few bottles of the clear liquor."

"I want Maotai," Long Xiaoshan demanded, plucking feathers from the goose as he shouted at the waiter.

Han Mu's face turned an even darker shade of green.

Soon, three bottles of Maotai arrived.

By this time, Han Mu had regained his composure and sneered. He opened a bottle of Maotai, slowly poured two glasses, set one before Long Xiaoshan, and said coldly, "Are you satisfied now? No making excuses after getting Maotai."

"I've never cared for you city folks. We country people are honest and never pull any dirty tricks," Long Xiaoshan said bluntly, picking up the glass and downing it in one gulp.

When Han Mu saw him truly gulp down a glass of baijiu, he was momentarily pleased, but then he noticed Long Xiaoshan make another nauseated gesture.

Startled, he leaped aside, and most of the liquor from the cup spilled.

Burp~~

Long Xiaoshan let out a belch and exclaimed, "Good liquor!"

After that, he turned to Han Mu, who had awkwardly jumped away, and said with a puzzled expression, "What are you doing, putting on a monkey show? Come on, drink up. Don't tell me you're going to renege."

Screw your sister! Monkey your sister! Play your sister!

Han Mu felt a sweetness in his throat as he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Trembling, he was about to drink when Long Xiaoshan said, "Stop, you just spilled half of it. Don't think I didn't see that. You accuse me of making excuses, yet you city people really know how to play."

Ah!

Dear God, strike this bastard dead with lightning.

Han Mu was in complete disarray.

He grabbed the bottle and began gulping down half a bottle straight, and had Wei Shaocong not intervened sensing something was amiss, he would have drained it entirely.

"Damn it, I'm not going to stoop to playing mind games with someone like you. See how much I drank? If you're man enough, let's see you chug it." Han Mu, having drunk half a bottle of Maotai in a single breath, felt his belly burning like fire and his eyes turning blood red as he glared at Long Xiaoshan, roaring incessantly.

"Young Master Han, Young Master Han," Wei Shaocong hastily pulled Han Mu aside and said, "I'll take him outside for a smoke, Keqin, Botao, you guys drink with Long Xiaoshan."

"What's wrong with me, why is he so angry?" Long Xiaoshan looked around innocently at the people at the table.

Su Mei and the others watched Long Xiaoshan and Han Mu, who was being escorted out by Wei Shaocong, their mouths twitching incessantly.

They had been to gatherings with Han Mu before, and each time he had been the epitome of elegance, courteousness, and nobility. It was their first time seeing Han Mu in such a flustered and furious state.

However, from the start to the finish, Long Xiaoshan hadn't actually done much.

At most, he was a bit brash and spoke too directly.

Isn't that just the nature of a simple farmer?

It wouldn't be right to blame Long Xiaoshan for just that.

"Come on, let's drink," Su Mei stood up, lifting the slightly chilly atmosphere in the private room.