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Husband of the Goblin Tribe
Ark, a budding human magician enjoying his second life in a new world full of swords and magic left his home to become an adventurer, only to be defeated on a goblin subjugation quest. Waking up in a lightless cavern, Ark's battle for survival begins with his lower half! Can he rise to the task of being the brand new freely shared husband of an entire tribe consisting of only female goblins who want nothing more than to procreate with him every waking moment?
You better fuckin' believe it.
For the record, this is less dark fantasy and more wacky fantasy that occasionally touches on some slow life family drama. It starts out smutty but does begin to flesh out into actual plot as the story progresses. There can be mild depictions of cruelty and gore, but, I mean, what do you expect when you're reading a web novel that has goblins?
- Chapter One – In which Ark, our main character, has his virginity taken by a thirsty goblin.
- Chapter Two – In which Ark gets fed and learns what his new job as their Husband is all about.
- Chapter Three – In which Ark gives a name to his first wife, and tells her his own name, too.
- Chapter Four – In which Ark complains about cleanliness and gives a creampie to the runt of the goblin tribe
- Chapter Five – In which Ark picks up a familiar goblin on the way to the shit-pit and brings her back to his cave-hole for a late-night quickie.
- Chapter Six – In which Ark does nothing productive except talk, and also show some hungry goblins that he’s a consummate gentleman.
- Chapter Seven – In which Ark is allowed to pick a goblin to impregnate, unknowingly beginning a chain of events that will move the plot along.
- Chapter Seven ~Interlude~ – In which thanks to Ark, interesting changes begin to manifest among the goblin tribe.
- Chapter Eight – In which Ark is let out of his room for some much needed sun, and becomes a personal trainer to a lazy goblin.
- Chapter Nine – In which Ark discovers that he’s about be embroiled in some serious baby mama drama, as the author…uh, God intended.
- Chapter Ten – In which Ark meets his goblin-in-law, names his first daughter, gets beaten up by Prima, and spends the night with Berry.
- Chapter Eleven – In which Ark does something monumentally stupid for the sake of his daughter, and causes no end of problems for Prima.
- Chapter Twelve – In which Ark meets the Great Protector and pleads his case with his life on the line.
- Chapter Thirteen – In which the Great Protector speaks with the goblin tribe before passing judgment on Ark.
- Chapter Fourteen – In which Ark is informed he is now allowed to use magic in a limited capacity to make a room for his daughter.
- Chapter Fifteen – In which Ark uses magic to reshape a cave-hole, and has sex with other goblins while slowly falling for Berry’s wifely charms.
- Chapter Sixteen – In which Ark has trouble understanding Prima’s heart as a tsundere goblin maiden who can only be honest with her body.
- Chapter Seventeen – In which Ark spends some time with a tomboyish goblin who loves mushrooms, especially his not-so-secret mushroom.
- Chapter Eighteen – In which Ark has a fun threesome with Truffle and Ivory, and learns that a certain goblin is no stranger to a good bone.
- Chapter Nineteen – In which Ark considers remodeling his cave-hole, and the other goblins take care of important business with each other.
- Chapter Twenty – In which Ark learns more about the goblin tribe, and chums the cunny waters of a certain fishy goblin.
- Chapter Twenty-one – In which Ark does his best to juggle all the goblins who come to see him, and his new job remodeling cave-holes.
- Chapter Twenty-two – In which Prima makes Ark an offer he can’t refuse, even if he is emotionally troubled by what it involved doing.
- Chapter Twenty-three – In which Prima is made to shoulder some of the responsibility in teaching sexual education to her sister by Ark.
- Chapter Twenty-four – In which Vera becomes irrevocably attached to Ark, who is the only one that thinks she is not stupid.
- Chapter Twenty-five – In which Ark discovers that a goblin can be taught magic, if sufficiently motivated to do so.
- Chapter Twenty-six – In which Ark has yet to understand that though he’s a shared husband, goblins are inherently greedy for the D.
- Chapter Twenty-seven – In which Ark tastes a not-so-forbidden fruit, and discovers the eternal truth: that every group of girls has a secret slut.
- Chapter Twenty-eight – In which Ark happily babysits Diana Artemis along with Vera, while trying to give Berry a much deserved day off.
- Chapter Twenty-nine – In which Ark serenades a pair of sisters, and helps Vera say good-bye to her lonely past.