Chapter 186 Linlang Restaurant
"Tsk, you're so noble! Why don't you delete all those little apps on your phone, huh? You're just like my son!"
Of course, Qin Shan mercilessly retorted to this unfriendly remark.
He really couldn't stand people who deemed themselves above others.
"You!" Wu Huan's voice faltered, and for a moment, he didn't know how to respond to Qin Shan's comment.
Everyone seeing his embarrassed look knew there must be those little apps Qin Shan mentioned on his phone.
Even Wan Jinfeng by his side was a bit surprised.
Usually, Wu Huan appeared quite decent, who would have thought he'd indulge in little apps!
"Hypocrite! Thought you were so noble?" Qin Shan said with a face full of sarcasm, then his gaze casually swept over Wan Jinfeng's face without pausing for a second.
His smooth gaze was as if he was looking at a stranger.
"Qin Shan, you fool, all you know is to speak sharply. Humph, your woman is in my arms now; what do you have to beat me with?"
Wu Huan was cornered by Qin Shan and, feeling utterly frustrated, he played his trump card—Wan Jinfeng.
He didn't believe Qin Shan could withstand it!
As expected, Qin Shan suddenly paused, then, with a complex expression, turned his head to look at Wu Huan and Wan Jinfeng.
"Humph, do you feel humiliated? Do you feel less of a man? Hahahaha!"
Watching Qin Shan's complex gaze, Wu Huan wore a triumphant look.
He had finally gained the upper hand!
Then the next second, Qin Shan slowly began to speak.
"I'm a web novelist, let me tell you a story, shall I?"
As soon as Qin Shan spoke, everyone including Gu Yu was stunned.
Third Brother is truly a cultured man, using stories even when he argues with others?
"Once upon a time, I had a pair of underwear that I wore for too long and it ended up with two holes at the butt."
"But because it was my favorite pair, I couldn't bear to throw it away until one day, it was blown away by the wind and even picked up by someone else."
"That person not only treasured my worn-out underwear as a jewel but also constantly flaunted it in front of me, saying, 'I picked up your underwear; are you mad?'"
"To this day, I still don't understand what there is to brag about a torn crotch. It's simply beyond me!"
A sneer appeared in Qin Shan's eyes.
"How can there be such a person, treating someone else's worn-out underwear as a treasure? Just make it up! Hahaha..."
After hearing this, Wu Huan pointed at Qin Shan and burst into loud laughter, mocking that even his storytelling needed to be believable.
Who would treasure someone else's worn-out underwear?
But while he was laughing, he noticed Qin Shan was still looking at him with a mocking smile.
Wu Huan's laughter stopped abruptly; he suddenly realized who the person in Qin Shan's story who picked up the underwear was.
This is definitely about me!
Is the torn crotch about Wan Jinfeng?
"Damn it! Are you insinuating something about me?" Wu Huan erupted, having laughed for a while, only to realize he was laughing at himself?
Was Qin Shan implying that he had picked up his worn-out crotch and treasured it?
"I never mentioned any names; don't jump to conclusions! It was just my story about my worn-out underwear. Why are you in a hurry?"
Qin Shan spread his hands, looking helplessly at Wu Huan.
Meanwhile, Wan Jinfeng's expression turned very displeased; she couldn't believe Qin Shan would use such an analogy to describe her!
Qin Shan wasn't like this before!
He used to call her his treasure!
"Excuse me, which one of you is Mr. Gu? Your reserved dining time has arrived!"
Just then, a good-looking hostess came out of the restaurant and asked the crowd.
"Me!" Gu Yu quickly raised his hand.
"Shall we go in?" Gu Yu took Lin Xinyue's tender hand and led everyone into the restaurant.
As the crowd filed in, only Wu Huan and Wan Jinfeng were left standing outside the restaurant, faces darkened.
...
"Xinyue, what would you like to eat?"
Gu Yu held a massive menu in his hand, with only two dishes on each page, each accompanied by a high-definition large image.
One could clearly see what the dishes looked like.
"Wow! Imperial Nectar Wine… 1,800 per glass? And Gathering of Heroes? 280 per plate?"
Gu Yu glanced over the menu and realized that the mentioned average cost of 1,000 per person was definitely not enough.
The so-called average of 1,000 was assuming you'd order a set meal or a few main dishes, just tasting a little of each.
Indeed, 1,000 per person would be enough for that.
If you wanted to feel full, however, you'd need about 3,000 to 4,000 per person!
But today, after all, was about dining out, and a million assets had been transferred to his account; Gu Yu was not the least bit concerned.
Seeing Lin Xinyue taking her time deciding, not sure what to eat, Gu Yu simply closed the menu and handed it to the waiter.
With a grand gesture, "Just bring us all your signature dishes! The cod and steak, three servings each person!"
Gu Yu made a big, indiscriminate order.
Even if it cost 100,000 today, he was willing!
If you earn so much money, you should spend it generously when it's time to spend!
Hearing about cod and steak, Boss Pu and his group's eyes lit up.
They had been looking forward to this taste!
Before coming, they had also prepared well; this restaurant's cod and steak were very famous throughout Modu!
It was certainly a must-order dish!
The waiter, unaccustomed to such an ordering spectacle, still somewhat in disbelief, asked Gu Yu for confirmation, "Are you sure you want all the specialty dishes?"
Gu Yu smirked, "Of course I'm sure!"
He then laughed and said, "You don't think the five of us guys and two girls can't finish it, do you?"
He had seen the pictures of the dishes on the menu.
Plus, considering the serving style of this restaurant, it was definitely the type where a giant plate only holds a bite's worth of food.
In Gu Yu's view, since this wasn't a business talk setting but rather a friends' gathering, naturally, they should eat and drink abundantly.
Naturally, everyone should order enough to be full!
"Sure! Please wait a moment. I will arrange the dishes right away!"
The waiter smiled sweetly and then went to the kitchen to arrange the food.
On the left side of the group sat Wu Huan and Wan Jinfeng.
The restaurant's layout was half frosted glass and half bamboo latticed partitions.
So the two could also get a rough look at this side.
After sitting down, Wu Huan first spread his napkin then gently started flipping through the menu. "This one, this, and this, bring two of each! Then pair it with two side dishes!"
Handing back the menu to the waiter, Wu Huan glanced disdainfully towards Gu Yu and the others.
He had just heard Gu Yu and his group boldly placing their orders.
"A bunch of bumpkins, utterly lacking in dining etiquette and elegance."
Wu Huan snickered coldly.
Then Wu Huan failed to notice the stunned Wan Jinfeng and the contemptuous waiter beside him.
Because he had just been preoccupied with his own ordering, completely forgetting to ask Wan Jinfeng what she wanted to eat or if there was anything she couldn't eat!
This was a major faux pas in dining etiquette!
"Alright, Mr. Wu, is that all you're ordering?"Nôv(el)B\\jnn
The waiter double-checked, noting the few meals Wu Huan ordered were actually light dishes with only one main course, obviously not enough for two people.
"That's all, we two can't eat much."
Wu Huan hurriedly nodded, jokingly; if he ordered like Gu Yu and his group, wouldn't he have to empty his pockets today?
For one woman, he, Wu Huan, was not that foolish!
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"Okay!"
The waiter left with the menu, expressionless.